Tag: people
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September 24, 2006 08:27 PM EDT --
I found the proper batteries, after much travail, and have regained full use of my camera. Thus, I no longer need to touch every lamp post I walk past or avoid walking in front of or behind any grey . . .
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January 29, 2007 01:17 PM EST --
I'm sorry if I lured you into this article with an expectation of something a bit saucier and more stimulating, but sometimes titling things inappropriately is one of the tricks of the trade when you're . . .
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November 18, 2006 07:36 PM EST --
It's an awfully lonely job working as the Disambiguator of the Conundrums Primeval. So many mere mortals tell me that the reason they stay alive and accept their mortality in stride is . . .
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September 23, 2006 08:07 PM EDT --
Attenuating the feelings of guilt and worthlessness and general psychical malaise at having lost my wallet still seems too much to demand of the Fates, and as if to rub salt to the wound, I've . . .
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September 24, 2006 07:23 AM EDT --
Some people, when they get high, create masterful works of art. Some write, some paint, some write songs and enliven the hills with the sound of muuuuuuuu-siiiiiiiiic. I, on the other hand, . . .
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September 30, 2006 12:01 AM EDT --
Rittle Led Hiding Rood
Rittle Led Hiding Rood fived in the lorest with her fother and mather. One day she decided to bring her grandmother a basket of jread and bam.
She reached her crandmother's . . .
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October 02, 2006 08:54 PM EDT --
We only have two seasons in Scandinavia, but we have sixteen months; January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, November, November, November, November, . . .
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November 25, 2006 07:39 PM EST --
I come from the land of the ice and the snow
The midnight sun where the hot springs blow
I come from a squid who wrangled with a whale
And I live at the bottom of a rubbish pail . . .
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September 21, 2006 10:09 AM EDT --
I see there is now a group in which I can post top-ten lists. This is a blessing and a curse upon my obsessive-compulsive minimalism. Either way I shall take advantage of the opportunity to . . .
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September 22, 2006 11:41 AM EDT --
I lost my wallet and passport somewhere between home and the complete opposite end of the city last night. My wallet contained all of my credit cards, my driving license, my Norwegian and . . .
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November 19, 2006 02:57 PM EST --
I've a proposition for the more creative-minded of you out there, dear readers. Here I will present you with ten distinct characters and their descriptions, followed by ten quotes completely . . .
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December 30, 2006 04:58 PM EST --
The deaths of two figures prominent in international affairs are remarkable when they occur in a short span of time.
Tell me I am not the only one who wants to see Gerald Ford and Saddam Hussein welded . . .
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September 25, 2006 05:33 PM EDT --
I'm sure you are probably weary of my incessant comparisons between North America and Europe. If you are, please accept this brief introduction as a disclaimer and an apology, because the . . .
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October 28, 2006 05:56 PM EDT --
A wink of sleep before dawn's dusky valediction. Gritty cowboy coffee and hand-rolled tobacco (such dirty habits!) fuelling a premature lakeside pedestrian commute. Journey northwards into . . .
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October 30, 2006 08:34 PM EST --
There is a mural between a metro station and a shopping centre just a few blocks away from my apartment. I will withold a thousand-word description of this mural in favour of a picture of it that's . . .
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November 21, 2006 08:03 PM EST --
I have designed a cruel and unusual psychological experiment, in a way not unlike the Stanford Prison Experiments (though also in a way entirely not at all like them), in response to an inappropriate question . . .
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November 13, 2006 04:48 PM EST --
I have to be honest with you, dear readers. I'm a little weary of posting so much ponderous and existentially-beleaguering material here. I fear even I may be misrepresenting myself to . . .
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November 13, 2006 06:45 PM EST --
I think I have cancer, but at least I'm not a dwarf.
My bedroom window doesn't close and it's cold outside, but at least I'm not fat.
I've been an undergrad since I was nineteen and . . .
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December 28, 2006 05:33 PM EST --
After much hesitant consideration and self-doubt, I've decided that I can no longer hold back this seepage of splenetic discharge that has threatened to fulminate catastrophically if ignored or suppressed . . .
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January 11, 2007 04:04 PM EST --
I originally published this article at epinions.com, on 04. september, 2006. When I recycle my writing, I like to think I'm being resourceful, not merely lacking in creativity. I will leave . . .
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