Tag: random musings
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January 27, 2007 11:12 AM EST --
I was just released from the emergency room after a brief stay for having collapsed from exhaustion at the train station. A thorough medical examination ruled me perfectly healthy apart from . . .
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September 23, 2006 08:07 PM EDT --
Attenuating the feelings of guilt and worthlessness and general psychical malaise at having lost my wallet still seems too much to demand of the Fates, and as if to rub salt to the wound, I've . . .
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September 24, 2006 07:23 AM EDT --
Some people, when they get high, create masterful works of art. Some write, some paint, some write songs and enliven the hills with the sound of muuuuuuuu-siiiiiiiiic. I, on the other hand, . . .
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September 29, 2006 11:10 PM EDT --
Here are twenty-five things that I've thought about without any external provocation except for the recent profound influence of marijuana.
1. finding a piece of paper in your back . . .
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September 30, 2006 12:01 AM EDT --
Rittle Led Hiding Rood
Rittle Led Hiding Rood fived in the lorest with her fother and mather. One day she decided to bring her grandmother a basket of jread and bam.
She reached her crandmother's . . .
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September 21, 2006 10:09 AM EDT --
I see there is now a group in which I can post top-ten lists. This is a blessing and a curse upon my obsessive-compulsive minimalism. Either way I shall take advantage of the opportunity to . . .
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October 12, 2006 02:04 AM EDT --
Everyone here posts jokes, so why should I not? The following two numbered sub-entries are my favourite jokes in the long history of mirth.
1. Your mother (a.k.a. "yo momma") has . . .
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October 16, 2006 06:12 PM EDT --
A classic trait of people without all their teacups in the cupboard- or at least not all arranged as they should be -is the organisation of one's thoughts as some form of narrative. A hypothetical . . .
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September 22, 2006 11:41 AM EDT --
I lost my wallet and passport somewhere between home and the complete opposite end of the city last night. My wallet contained all of my credit cards, my driving license, my Norwegian and . . .
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November 19, 2006 02:57 PM EST --
I've a proposition for the more creative-minded of you out there, dear readers. Here I will present you with ten distinct characters and their descriptions, followed by ten quotes completely . . .
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December 30, 2006 04:58 PM EST --
The deaths of two figures prominent in international affairs are remarkable when they occur in a short span of time.
Tell me I am not the only one who wants to see Gerald Ford and Saddam Hussein welded . . .
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September 25, 2006 05:33 PM EDT --
I'm sure you are probably weary of my incessant comparisons between North America and Europe. If you are, please accept this brief introduction as a disclaimer and an apology, because the . . .
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October 30, 2006 08:34 PM EST --
There is a mural between a metro station and a shopping centre just a few blocks away from my apartment. I will withold a thousand-word description of this mural in favour of a picture of it that's . . .
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January 22, 2007 11:44 PM EST --
"A horrid little thing made everything go all peculiar..."
O, untouched Miranda, when will I sweep you off your feet and carry you over the would-be threshold that is the border of Denmark and . . .
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November 13, 2006 04:48 PM EST --
I have to be honest with you, dear readers. I'm a little weary of posting so much ponderous and existentially-beleaguering material here. I fear even I may be misrepresenting myself to . . .
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November 13, 2006 06:45 PM EST --
I think I have cancer, but at least I'm not a dwarf.
My bedroom window doesn't close and it's cold outside, but at least I'm not fat.
I've been an undergrad since I was nineteen and . . .
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December 28, 2006 05:33 PM EST --
After much hesitant consideration and self-doubt, I've decided that I can no longer hold back this seepage of splenetic discharge that has threatened to fulminate catastrophically if ignored or suppressed . . .
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January 02, 2007 01:43 PM EST --
I offered my two cents in a comment thread about monetary incentive for creative endeavours, which easily could be construed (and not even necessarily misconstrued) as a Marxist/utopian insinuation. . . .
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January 11, 2007 04:04 PM EST --
I originally published this article at epinions.com, on 04. september, 2006. When I recycle my writing, I like to think I'm being resourceful, not merely lacking in creativity. I will leave . . .
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January 29, 2007 08:46 PM EST --
A Word from the Archdiocese
G-d is a turbine (which functions on the principles of fluid viscosity and the boundary layer effect) spinning relevance at such speeds as to cause light and energy to pulsate . . .
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